Forks

The fork and me, we don’t agree. I exist on a diet of spoons and chopsticks. I even eat ice cream with chopsticks sometimes (I eat small bowls, so I finish them before the actually have a chance to melt. Mwahahahahaha). And scramblings eggs with a fork is just weird. It is, man. Well, maybe not. But the worst thing about forks is the sound. I absolutely hate that sound. That shivery, metal sound the fork makes when it scrapes against the plate or the knife. Geh, I get goosebumps just thinking about it. Perhaps I am just handicapped when it comes to forks. (~_~ )

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